Little did I know when I started this Jack O Latern that I would in fact be embarking on a project that would unleash evil on this world. I purchased a tempting, small sized pumpkin in my local supermarket. My plan was to convert in it into a lantern tomorrow. However when I brought it home, I felt drawn to it, I could not resist its call.

As I began to shape the lantern I knew something was not quite right. A chill came over my hands, I struggled to catch my breath. But yet I could not take myself from this task. Eventually I completed the lantern and I was ready to light.

No sooner had the candle started to flicker when the pumpkin burst into life, cackling and screeching as I watched on, stunned. A struggle followed, the ferocious vegetable soon got the better of me….

…. And now we are one!

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4 Responses to “I have created evil, pure evil I tells you”

  1. The Vegetable Beast Has Consumed Me - Waffle.ie Says:

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  2. eoinzy Says:

    Eh, its a bit small, isnt it?

  3. Trilla Says:

    Lol… ya mad yoke!

  4. Gary Says:

    Yes it is small, I thought it would be a bit different than the usual size ones! Its gone green and hairy now, probably time to throw it out!

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